Rarely do I take a stance on a local current event, but this one has hit particularly close to home. As a rabid college football fan living in the state of Alabama, everyone knows the magnitude of the rivalry between Auburn University and the University of Alabama. Each school is rich with tradition, whether from a position of winning titles or playing spoiler.
Toomer's Corner in downtown Auburn, Alabama is the intersection of College and Magnolia Streets. The calming watch of Samford Hall(the most iconic building on the campus of Auburn U) stands nearby. After a major win, graduation or any other event to revel in, students and fans "roll" the two storied oak trees that are perched stately on the corner.
On January 27, a guy identifying himself as Al from Dadeville(AL) called the Paul Finebaum Radio show(a sports show based out of Birmingham, AL) and claimed to have poisoned the trees with a very lethal herbicide. As of this week, at least part of his claim was true. State laboratories found up to 60 times the lethal dose of a herbicide called Spike 80DF, a federally controlled chemical.
When they find the guy that did this, he's not going to be enjoying his stay at the local detention facility. Additionally, dispersing a federally controlled chemical in an inappropriate manner is a federal crime. Add on the act of vandalism and you're not sitting pretty. If the chemical hits the water table, we cross over in to an act of terrorism.
Now, I love football more than any other sport out there. I'll watch anybody play on just about any day of the week. Sadly, the Auburn/Alabama rivalry has often been taken to an extreme and this one blows just about everything out of the water save actually killing a rival fan.
The 130-year-old trees on campus will likely die. I spent a few moments on Toomer's Corner last night and the mood was odd- there were camera crews and news trucks as far as you could see and folks were again doing what they do on Toomer's, slinging toilet paper.
Yes they are just trees, but there is no more iconic landmark in the state of Alabama in football. The tradition will continue, whether the trees survive or don't, and football will go on in Alabama.
Whether you shout War Eagle or Roll Tide(or cheer for anybody else), remember that football and sporting events are not worth destroying something that means so much to so many people. You don't look like a hero and certainly won't be hailed as a martyr when they haul you off to federal prison.
Keep things in perspective, people.
This is an example of cowardice and classlessness. I generally hold utmost disdain for anything Orange and Blue -- Auburn, Florida, Clemson (albeit it's purple), but today my heart goes out the fans and the kids of AU.ReplyDelete
Rivalry be damned in this situation. Like rules that governed war and battle throughout history, you settle differences on the field but do not bring the fight into someone's home.
Jamey- You said it, buddy. Hopefully when old Al makes it to the joint, all he gets on his tv is the Tennessee and Georgia sports channels.ReplyDelete
Nick, It never ceases to amaze me at the stupidity of some people. Whoever bought this herbicide had to sign for it, which should help catch the moron. Do you know if they archive the feed from the webcam? Compass Bank, directly across the street has cameras set up, too, I am sure. This has to be the work of one the "sidewalk alumi" as my boss calls them. Probably even the one who could be the "poster child" for the "toothless nation".ReplyDelete
In the tradition of an eye for an eye (I think more legal codes should be set up as such), let's steep him in a vat of the stuff.ReplyDelete
Brenda- Every fan base has a sect of crazies, but this one is pretty over the top. Thankfully they caught Harvey and he'll get his just due.ReplyDelete
Raina- Actually heard some Alabama fans(the guy that did it has professed his love for Alabama) suggest that they hang him from the trees while they're still standing. Only in Alabama...
Fan insanity aside, they're not "just" trees. They take hundreds of years to grow and you can't just replace them over-night. They are also a part of the heart and soul of that campus.ReplyDelete
We have people who do the same sort of the up here (British Columbia, Canada) where we have LOTS of trees. They do it for political reasons, and occasionaly to improve the value of real estate (seriously).
This joker did it because of football? You're right Nick; release him into the general prison population.
Arne- My sentiments exactly. Thanks for the comment!ReplyDelete